A joke to play on your kids........
What's That in Your Apple?
For a fruity April Fool's practical joke, get a few gummy worms and carefully poke them into fresh
fruit, particularly apples. Give mom or dad a wormy apple for lunch and leave a few apples on the
table for friends and family members to snack on.
Spare Change - This one never gets old!
Superglue some coins to the sidewalk or any spot that has a lot of people walking around. Make
sure it's an appropriate place, then watch people break fingernails to get the coins.
Look What I can Do!
Ask your victim, er.. friend to put a quarter on a piece of paper and, without removing their finger,
trace the coin with a pencil. Repeat the "test" with a few fingers. After that's done, get the victim to
pick up the quarter and roll it along the bridge of their nose. Then quietly snicker behind their back
as they walk around with a black line along their nose. Don't use a permanent marker cuz that's
not cool.
Get a balloon and put it on the tailpipe of a truck, ferrari, etc. (Make sure the car isn't already
on!) Then get in it and have your parents start it up and it will pop. It will sound like the tire popped.
Put a spool of thread in your pocket and leave the tail hanging out. Then go up to your friend
and say, I've been pulling this and pulling this but it won't come out! Then your friend will try to pull
it. It will go on and on and on and on and her hands will be full!
Stuff toilet paper or tissues or whatever into the toe part of someone's shoes so they have
trouble getting their feet in!
Fill a glass with water. Add food dye so it matches the color of whatever juice you have in your
refrigerator. Serve the "juice" to your family. They will be expecting something sweet and getting
water so it will taste funny at first. Don't forget to watch the funny faces they make!
Superglue a pen cap to the pen and ask people if they can get it off for you!
Even though this joke is one of those haha jokes, it still works. Open a bedroom door or
any door that you know a lot of people will walk through and put a pillow at the top of it so when the
person opens the door the pillow will hit them on the head.
For a great joke, you'll need some butter, a plate, some salt, and a bunch of
napkins! Tell your poor victim that you saw on the Discovery Channel that butter gets hot when
you put salt on it. Put some butter on a plate and put salt on it. Put your hand over the butter and
pretend you feel the heat. Tell them to put their hand over it, and ask them if they can feel the heat.
Then... SLAM!!! Swiftly, slam your hand on top of their's so their hand gets squished in the butter
and salt. The satisfaction is seeing the look of horror on their face as they're looking at their hand!
(Trust me. This worked on ALOT of my family & friends)!
Here's a good prank
You'll need:
A needle
Thread
Bunch of underwear
How to do the prank on your dad: Get a bunch of his underwear, and sew all of them together so
when he picks a pair up they'll keep coming! This seems like a bad prank, but when you see it it's
hilarious!
Shower of Balls
Find all the balls in your house, even small plastic ones like ping pong balls, and place them in the
kitchen cupboards. Whoever goes to open the cupboards will get a shower of balls!
And the classic snatch somebodies car keys and move their car.
This provides one with the all American, apple pie, pants peeing hilarity of watching your friend
stumble confused all over the parking lot thinking they have lost their mind.
Place a dollar out in the open, then wait for someone to come over and pick it up. When the
person bent over, the moment they had stretched their pants to the fullest, rip a piece of cloth. It is
amazing how many people will then reach back to check themselves out. Funny, funny, funny!
From BBC news “Panorama”
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